Television

Everyone watches Television. Yes, even ''You. Television gives us lazy slobs a thing to do in our free time, like see whether Breaking Bad is as good as everyone says it is, or whether Family Guy ''will keep screwing us over by killing everyone. Yes, everyone, television is awesome, and you should keep watching it.

Now a days, you kids have 3D television. You got it good, dang it.

Netflix
Netflix is the cancer of television - it offers us great movies for moderately OK prices (for You, anyway). This is the reason why television is going to die in about a couple decades after more and more programs switch over to some newer, better services like Netflix.